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The character becomes controversially famous after he publishes a children's book written and illustrated entirely with AI: The Sad Dog Is Blue. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, the Sad Dog is unfortunately aware of her miserable existence as an AI-generated abomination, and has loud feelings about it. These stickers are here to comfort you through the horrors of these planetary dark times. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSticker Text: \"Oh, you're an AI \"Artist\"? So basically, an art thief so uncreative, you use a program ot shit out content slop made from stolen, human art and creativity... while destroying our internet and environment. Got it. 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These stickers are here to comfort you through the horrors of these planetary dark times. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSticker Text: I was generated with AI, And I Can't Feel My Little Toes, STOP AI ABOMINATIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e3 x 3.07 \u003c\/span\u003ein. vinyl sticker, printed on matte paper, and laminated for waterproof protection. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAll stickers are designed, drawn, printed, and cut solely by me! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBecause each computer screen is different, please note colors might differ slightly in person\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Please allow 5 - 10 business days for orders to ship.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cartoon Teluvision","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":50170578534657,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":50170578567425,"sku":null,"price":5.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/3438\/3361\/files\/thesaddogisblue_AIabominations.png?v=1786316403"},{"product_id":"chatgpt-has-no-common-sense-sticker-the-sad-dog-is-blue","title":"ChatGPT Has No Common Sense Sticker, The Sad Dog Is Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sad Dog Is Blue is an anti-gen AI series conceptualized, written, designed, hand-drawn and made entirely by a real, alive human, The Artist, while parodying the look and feel of AI art. \u003cstrong\u003eThere was no AI involved in its creation\u003c\/strong\u003e other than The Artist just having unfortunate awareness of what AI art may look like to replicate its appearance due to an unwanted, over-saturated exposure to this slop while scrolling a ruined internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fictional world of The Sad Dog Is Blue follows a background storyline where some uninspired, soulless, crypto tech bro decides to AI generates a bunch of blue dog cartoons to plaster on print-on-demand products to dropship and sell on e-commerce platforms with the intent to get-rich-quick. 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